Friday, October 09, 2009

The Riches of Aging



I have silver in my hair

Gold in my teeth

Stones in the kidneys

Sugar in the blood

Lead in the feet

and an inhaustible supply of natural gas



I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth!

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4 Comments:

Blogger Slim said...

Speaking of natural gas, here is a real joke for today. Dictator BHO has been awarded the booby prize for his failure to win the 2016 Olympics for his adopted home town of Chicago. The prize would be the Nobel Peace Prize. You can add his name to other deserving recipients such as the peanut farmer from Georgia, Jimmy Carter, for bringing peace to the middle east (what peace?) and Al Gore, who invented the internet and also created the biggest scam in the history of the world, Global Warming. Dictator BHO is in good company. His award perpetuates the image that the Nobel Peace Prize committee has more money than common sense. What a bunch of phoney liberal politicians.

10/09/2009 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a disgrace to all the deserving recipients.

This posting demonstrates the only riches any of us will see during this disastrous administration.

10/09/2009 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And how many great conservative republican presidents have won such an honor?

Oh, wait....that must be an oxymoron.

10/11/2009 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Europeans have put their stamp of approval on Obama's intentions. Thus far their liking us has not produced any mutual benefit. The likes of Iran and N. Korea understand something key about diplomacy. If it is not working, it is easy to protray it as it's just working slow.

10/12/2009 11:55:00 AM  

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