10 reasons why America lost the Olympics
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings
9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal
8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.
6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.
5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.
4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".
3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. It's George Bush's fault.
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There is good humor,irony, and truth in all ten of these reasons. Here is
the eleventh reason: Thugs (Obama Administration) cannot intimidate thugs(IOC members).
Don Imus would be proud of you, Slim.
Slim's obviously not very proud of himself. It's unfortunate that loathing gets projected onto others.
Slim Pickens was a hoot. That scene in "Dr Strangelove" is one of my faves.
Wait ... he's dead, isn;t he?
From the dictionary:
thug [thuhg]
–noun
1. a cruel or vicious ruffian, robber, or murderer.
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Tbat being said, its hard not to find find "Slim" amusing.
Knowing a fair bit about the Obama administration, I'm pretty sure that their collective degrees from various institutions of higher learning, as well as their collective years of public service (or military service) suggests they aren't quite "THUGS". I mean, really....thugs?
But, its easier to use a word like THUGS (or "nappy headed ho's")to convey one's biases than simply coming out and using the word or words he's really thinking.
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