Friday, August 07, 2009

Novel cure for constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…

OBAMA

BIDEN

REID

PELOSI

GEITHNER

EMMANUEL

DODD

FRANK
If this doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
You may also need to see a doctor and with the new Obama plan, you may get an appointment sometime next year

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13 Comments:

Blogger Slim said...

Works for me.

8/07/2009 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to do laundry!

8/07/2009 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it certainly opened me up this morning. Best dump I've had in days

8/07/2009 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous mark portaro said...

Sadly the previous administration had the same effect on me.

8/07/2009 08:30:00 AM  
Blogger The New Albanian said...

W, Dick Cheney, Jesse Helms, James Dobson ... those are the ones who scare the shit out of me.

So tell me, HB, what's it like to descend into the sort of rabid-dog mouth foaming routine you've stooped to lately?

Or are you too damned crazy to look in the mirror any more?

8/07/2009 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those like The New Albanian who suspect that HB has just now descended into a "mouth foaming routine", you should know that this is HB's usual way of dealing with disagreement. His two year crusade of character assassination against Bryant Hanson was conducted in exactly the same way. The only difference is that those on the outside had no way of knowing the truth. HB is the worst kind of right-wing, Christian Fundamentalist wacko who believes that he, sometimes alone, possesses "absolute truth" and is justified in using any tactics in pursuit of his goals. Don't be blinded by the MD behind his name. Extremists and verbal terrorists come in all sorts of packages.

8/08/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As always, the typical radical left wing progressives who continually speak of tolerance really show their true colors in the last 2 comments.

I am really disappointed in NAC who projects himself as open and tolerant until someone challenges his ideas and viewpoint. And his hatred of anything Christian really shows his true hypocrisy.


Luckily HB and a few others had the guts and fortitude to rid FMHHS of Bryant Hanson and the hospital and community is far better because of him.

The issue before us is the radical change in healthcare that is unnecessary and destructive.

Why don't you address the real issue rather than attacking HB

8/09/2009 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I begin another shift at Floyd, I am still amazed at this person critisizing the good doctor.

They fired the CFO, they fired Hanson, they asked the COO for her early retirement and the hospital lost somewhere around 15 million dollars under their leadership after multiple warnings by the doctor and others.

I'd say the good doctor was not only correct, but also vindicated and anyone who continues to state otherwise has some personal issue or vendetta and is likely part of hanson's cronies or related to one of the involved parties.

Baylor is just an anti-christian bigot and intolerant of anyone who disagrees

8/10/2009 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 6:46

Don't forget that those same people had their bonuses based on the inappropriate accounting practices and therefore received tens of thousands of dollars in bonues.

There should have been a criminal investigation into this; but to save legal fees and publicity, the Board chose the quiet way out.

I'd agree that Dr. E was not only right, but definately vindicated.

He also has a better understanding of this healthcare debate than any of these other naysayers.

I'd say NAC is the crazy one. He is one biased, radical, bigot and very, very wrong.

8/10/2009 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hanson has been gone for a year and a half and the hospital actually made a PROFIT last year, not a loss as you falsely stated. Now the new regime, hand-picked by HB has been in place since the middle of last year. What happened to the raises and bonuses employees were supposed to get in January? How is it that things are better now??? Get your head out of HB's rear for a minute and look around.

8/10/2009 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It does take a while to overcome a 15 million dollar loss and with the economy faltering everyone is paying the price. But this new administration is doing a much better job.

The rumor mill says the employees are going to be getting a raise soon.

8/10/2009 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe so, but in the meantime, Floyd is getting a male chief nursing officer. An all-male executive staff hardly seems to be representative of the talent pool available in the community. Could it be that HB's fundamentalist views on the roles of women influenced the selection process?

8/10/2009 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the lab flunking another inspection??? Someone needs to address that director!!!!!

8/11/2009 09:09:00 PM  

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