A Seasonal Love Story

A Love Story

I will seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days

All my love,

Signed,

The Flu



*****Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!