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In an unprecedented statement and reversal of policy, President Obama has directed congress to reverse the present course of action. He has acknowledged not only his deficiency in leadership but also in his misdirected vision of where America is heading.

Obama has apologized for his selections of Tom Daschle and Nancy Killefer who were forced to bow out because of revelations over their nonpayment of taxes. He acknowledged the double standard with the fact that another tax-dodging nominee, Tim Geithner, was made Treasury secretary.

He also voiced his understanding that the selection of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State was controversial because her husband was being allowed to accept money for his foundation from foreign governments that also make deals with the top US diplomat.

He also stated that he has not worked with the Republicans as promised during the campaign which was readily apparent by the stimulus package vote that the Republicans voted against 100 percent.

And in a show of understanding Obama criticized the Democrats who talk about the out-of-control spending of the Bush administration that led us to this recession and how he now realizes that continued uncontrolled spending is not going to get us out of this recession.

In this rare and unprecedented move, Obama made the statement that doubling the deficit in 5 years and tripling it in 10 years is by far the worst fiscal policy plan that has been conceived and he plans to make major cabinet changes to replace his advisors.

Obama admitted he was wrong when it declared the stimulus would "save or create" 2.5 million, then three million, then 3.7 million, and then four million new jobs. He acknowledge that it hasn’t happened and is unlikely to occur with his current policies

Obama is now agreeing with conservatives on the issues of Afghanistan, the War on Terror and has a full grasp of the situation at Guantanamo Bay and stated that it will not be shut down. “These prisoners are terrorists and they cannot be housed in the United States. They are being treated better than any other prison in history.”

President Obama stated he has been living off his campaign reputation and admitted that the reputation is now frayed, and all the bumbling and unforced errors will have an impact. He understands that his media appearances are not helpful and that stocks decline nearly every time he speaks.

Obama commented that he is the first black president with a total of only 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor was ousted from office and he just needs more time to learn.

Obama wants to reassure the American people that the U.S. Congress’s rush to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists was also probably a mistake.

Obama will apologize for these other controversial decisions in a press conference later today. The partial list includes:

· The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta who has absolutely no experience for his current position and has a daughter that appears to be a true radical anti-American activist and supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
· His choice of Hilary as his Secretary of State who has an endless number of controversial issues surrounding her and Bill.
· The Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.
· The Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
· The Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
· The Labor Secretary nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
· The Secretary of HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.


He plans to publicly thank all the conservatives who have provided him with factual information about the war, health, religion, morals, pro-life viewpoints, guns, and family values and he vows to Govern in a way that is true to these beliefs.

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Yes, you can now pinch yourself, wake up from the dream and get back to the reality of the nightmare we are living in!

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April Fools.