Friday, May 30, 2008

The Oreo cookie malfunction


A state trooper in Connecticut has now heard probably one of the lamest excuses for a speeding ticket.

When the trooper stopped a 1993 BMW, its driver, Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his speeding on an Oreo cookie malfunction.
The driver stated he accidentally dropped an Oreo into his milk and was attempting to retrieve it when he lost control of his speed.

Is this the stereotypical baby-boomer or “beemer” owner?

Even if it were the cause, I’m not sure how many people would actually admit that to the officer.

Labels: , ,

3 Comments:

Blogger Iamhoosier said...

Perhaps the cause was what the driver was "smokin" before the big urge for Oreos!!

5/30/2008 02:18:00 PM  
Blogger B.W. Smith said...

Clearly, he should sue Nabisco.

6/02/2008 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Nabisco suggestion makes no sense.

6/05/2008 04:59:00 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home