Friday, July 13, 2007

Wierd News

Here are some of the less reported stranger stories from earlier in the yearthe as reported by Chuck Shephard

According to the manager of BJ's Pawn Shop in Gretna, La., a customer came in with his diaper-clad boy of about age 2 in April and handed the kid an AK-47 from the store's shelf, instructed him how to hold it in order to "mow (people) down, kill everybody," and told him that "Daddy's going to buy you this chopper." The manager, incredulous, said he took the gun back and shooed the pair out. [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 4-5-07]

Officials in Apex, N.C., finally confiscated the 80 sheep that David Watts had long been keeping in his home as pets (he slept upstairs, they downstairs), with the final straw coming when some of the sheep wandered into the local cemetery and munched on fresh floral arrangements. The town had apparently tolerated Watts's eccentricity for years because of his pleasantness. Said a next-door neighbor, "(Officials) felt like he was (merely) living an alternative lifestyle." [News & Observer (Raleigh, N.C.), 3-27-07]

South Carolina Highway Patrol officers arrested Howard Fisher, 54, in March and seized 43 pounds of marijuana from his car, after he for some reason was unable to avoid crashing into one of their cruisers, with which they had blocked two lanes of Interstate 95 while investigating accidents. [Orangeburg (S.C.) Times & Democrat-AP, 3-6-07]

In Bridgeport, Conn., in March, Fermin Rodriguez, 21, was charged with assault for stabbing his wife several times (after an argument over her alleged infidelity); police said that following his attack, he apparently handed his knife to the couple's 2-year-old son and said, "Now, you stab Mommy." [Connecticut Post, 3-5-07]

Three men, allegedly carrying $4,000 worth of drugs, were arrested at a toll station on the Triborough Bridge in New York City in March because, between them, they lacked $4.50 to pay the toll. (They had asked an officer if they could mail it in, but a check of the driver's license revealed it had expired, after eight suspensions.) [New York Daily News, 3-20-07]

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3 Comments:

Blogger Iamhoosier said...

And this:

In Floyd County, Indiana, Iamhoosier has officially applied for membership in the John Birch Society saying, "That New Albanian guy had led me astray." Also, imagine the surprise of the congregation when Healthblogger, reaching into his wallet to fill the collection plate, accidentally dropped his Communist Party membership card.

From the Tongue 'n Cheek daily.

7/13/2007 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weird spelling of "weird" in your heading.

7/13/2007 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I before E, except after C. And except in the word "weird." Common mistake.

HB, I like it that you're a non-comformist. And I like to spell it your way, too. Isn't that wierd?

7/13/2007 01:28:00 PM  

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